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Jul. 31st, 2008

Fuckin' 4chan...

Seeing the pic was like a wreck I couldn't tear my eyes away from. 
I came across this when it was reposted in an article on a site I regularly check.  I'm guess this is almost definitely fake, but I still don't know how to react.  That someone imagined the scenario to begin with, even if only for shits n' giggles makes me wonder what his damage is.  Though at least it's not as bad as HP mpreg slashfics.  Oh my God.

Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? - m4w

Date: 2008-07-02, 2:35PM EDT

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.
Government as the fashion police.  They really need to use some of that freetime they have on their hands, and do something productive instead.  Anyway, who the Hell wants the kind of people in government making laws against certain clothes?  Do we really need them to decide what people should be wearing?  I almost threw up when I imagined a world where clothing options was dictated by politicians.
Well, apparently a new law was passed in one suburb near Chicago.  Now if someone is caught wearing baggy pants they get fined $25.  They're defining it as pants that show more than 3 inches of underwear.  Since baggy pants are obviously the root of crimes, and we don't want those kind of people around.   
When I told Brandon that he asked what about people that are just fat since it's not unusual for him to burn my eyes when I turn around and see so much sticking out.  I had to clarify for him: in that case?  They'd probably look at your skin color before trying to fine you.  So he's safe.
LYNWOOD, Ill. - Be careful if you have saggy pants in the south Chicago suburb of Lynwood. Village leaders have passed an ordinance that would levy $25 fines against anyone showing three inches or more of their underwear in public.
Eugene Williams is the mayor of Lynwood. He says young men walk around town half-dressed, keeping major retailers and economic development away. He calls the new law a hot topic.

The American Civil Liberties Union says the ordinance targets young men of color.

Young adults in the village, like 21-year-old Joe Klomes, say the new law infringes on their personal style. He says leaders should instead spend money on making the area look nicer

Forbidden Love

Let's applaud Godzilla and this brave man.  Pioneers in the 50's that didn't allow the bigotry of others to stop their love.  You may think this is dirty, but if so... shame on you!  I wish I was not so self conscious so that I could embrace the desires I hide from all.

Corporate Cannibal

I'm intrigued by the new single being released by Grace Jones.  Especially the video for it, her song "Corporate Cannibal".  Jones' was always a very striking person.  I can't remember a damn thing about the 80's Bond or Conan movie she was in... except for her presence.  I may have only been a kid, but it's something that sticks with me, even now. 

The other day I came across a blog entry on Coilhouse about her, The Triumphantly Warped Return of Grace Jones.  The visuals are highly stylized and a bit unnerving.  It's very simple.  It's Jones' against a white backdrop, and her image being stretched, pulled and moving around in different ways in time with the music.  That's all.  But between her, the visuals and the music accompanying it it left an impression on me.  I like it.  I think I'll have to make a point of picking up her album when it's released this October.

Sometimes I like to check out bands I've never heard of if for no other reason than the name is really cool, and catches my eye. Sometimes I listen to utter crap that way.  I love it when I come across something that is as fun as the name. 
The latest find is called Hercules and Love Affair.  I heard about them because they were mentioned in XLR8R.  I have a subscription because I love getting sampler discs with each issue.  Not only do I get to read about different bands I'm not familiar with, I get to listen to some of them too while reading the issue.  The band name jumped out at me from the cover.  I didn't get a chance to rip the CD and listen to it until today.  Weeks after the issue arrived.  After I received the issue the disc disappeared until today. 
Damn.  They're just really... fun!  They're really good, bouncy, poppy dance music.  I'm at work with my earphones popped in bobbing my head.  Moving around in my chair.  I can't help but smile.  It's got this infectious energy to it.  I need to pick up the album.  The song is a single off their debut album.  So far it seems like one of the best finds I've come across through the mag since I first picked it up almost a year ago.

Mar. 26th, 2008

Even Godzilla has turned into a pirate now.  Fucker stole my hat!


This is what boredom does!

I just listened to this song for the first time last night.  I've heard of The Wombats before, but when I saw the title of the song I had to listen.  Though to anyone that knows me, and how obseeesssed I am with Joy Division I doubt that's news.  ;)  The song and the video had me grinning like mad and wanting to bounce around by the time it was done. 

Stairs > You

Recently a wannabe suicide bomber was defeated by stairs.  I think I heard a Dalek stop saying Exterminate long enough to laugh at the fucker. 

The bomber was strapped and ready to go.  Heading down the stairs to leave for his mission.  He ends up falling down the stairs and blew up on on the way down.  Professor X greatest enemy strikes again.