Whip it! Whip it good!

gammacharge @ 2008-07-31T22:09:00

2008-08-01T02:11:02Z

Fuckin' 4chan...

Seeing the pic was like a wreck I couldn't tear my eyes away from.

gammacharge @ 2008-07-31T21:56:00

2008-08-01T01:59:35Z

I came across this when it was reposted in an article on a site I regularly check. I'm guess this is almost definitely fake, but I still don't know how to react. That someone imagined the scenario to begin with, even if only for shits n' giggles makes me wonder what his damage is. Though at least it's not as bad as HP mpreg slashfics. Oh my God.

Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? - m4w

Date: 2008-07-02, 2:35PM EDT

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.

gammacharge @ 2008-07-20T15:40:00

2008-07-20T19:41:29Z

Government as the fashion police. They really need to use some of that freetime they have on their hands, and do something productive instead. Anyway, who the Hell wants the kind of people in government making laws against certain clothes? Do we really need them to decide what people should be wearing? I almost threw up when I imagined a world where clothing options was dictated by politicians.

Well, apparently a new law was passed in one suburb near Chicago. Now if someone is caught wearing baggy pants they get fined $25. They're defining it as pants that show more than 3 inches of underwear. Since baggy pants are obviously the root of crimes, and we don't want those kind of people around.

When I told Brandon that he asked what about people that are just fat since it's not unusual for him to burn my eyes when I turn around and see so much sticking out. I had to clarify for him: in that case? They'd probably look at your skin color before trying to fine you. So he's safe.

LYNWOOD, Ill. - Be careful if you have saggy pants in the south Chicago suburb of Lynwood. Village leaders have passed an ordinance that would levy $25 fines against anyone showing three inches or more of their underwear in public.

Eugene Williams is the mayor of Lynwood. He says young men walk around town half-dressed, keeping major retailers and economic development away. He calls the new law a hot topic.

The American Civil Liberties Union says the ordinance targets young men of color.

Young adults in the village, like 21-year-old Joe Klomes, say the new law infringes on their personal style. He says leaders should instead spend money on making the area look nicer

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_underwear_law;_ylt=AgVSz1izP92bDAd3ThhIRYXtiBIF

Forbidden Love

2008-07-11T21:38:53Z

Let's applaud Godzilla and this brave man. Pioneers in the 50's that didn't allow the bigotry of others to stop their love. You may think this is dirty, but if so... shame on you! I wish I was not so self conscious so that I could embrace the desires I hide from all.

Corporate Cannibal

2008-07-11T00:47:18Z

I'm intrigued by the new single being released by Grace Jones. Especially the video for it, her song "Corporate Cannibal". Jones' was always a very striking person. I can't remember a damn thing about the 80's Bond or Conan movie she was in... except for her presence. I may have only been a kid, but it's something that sticks with me, even now.

The other day I came across a blog entry on Coilhouse about her, The Triumphantly Warped Return of Grace Jones. The visuals are highly stylized and a bit unnerving. It's very simple. It's Jones' against a white backdrop, and her image being stretched, pulled and moving around in different ways in time with the music. That's all. But between her, the visuals and the music accompanying it it left an impression on me. I like it. I think I'll have to make a point of picking up her album when it's released this October.

gammacharge @ 2008-07-09T21:31:00

2008-07-10T01:31:40Z

Sometimes I like to check out bands I've never heard of if for no other reason than the name is really cool, and catches my eye. Sometimes I listen to utter crap that way. I love it when I come across something that is as fun as the name.

The latest find is called Hercules and Love Affair. I heard about them because they were mentioned in XLR8R. I have a subscription because I love getting sampler discs with each issue. Not only do I get to read about different bands I'm not familiar with, I get to listen to some of them too while reading the issue. The band name jumped out at me from the cover. I didn't get a chance to rip the CD and listen to it until today. Weeks after the issue arrived. After I received the issue the disc disappeared until today.

Damn. They're just really... fun! They're really good, bouncy, poppy dance music. I'm at work with my earphones popped in bobbing my head. Moving around in my chair. I can't help but smile. It's got this infectious energy to it. I need to pick up the album. The song is a single off their debut album. So far it seems like one of the best finds I've come across through the mag since I first picked it up almost a year ago.

gammacharge @ 2008-03-26T12:50:00

2008-03-26T16:55:01Z

Even Godzilla has turned into a pirate now. Fucker stole my hat!

Fight!

This is what boredom does!

gammacharge @ 2008-01-25T14:23:00

2008-01-25T19:29:23Z

I just listened to this song for the first time last night. I've heard of The Wombats before, but when I saw the title of the song I had to listen. Though to anyone that knows me, and how obseeesssed I am with Joy Division I doubt that's news. ;) The song and the video had me grinning like mad and wanting to bounce around by the time it was done.

Stairs > You

2008-01-25T17:09:03Z

Recently a wannabe suicide bomber was defeated by stairs. I think I heard a Dalek stop saying Exterminate long enough to laugh at the fucker.

The bomber was strapped and ready to go. Heading down the stairs to leave for his mission. He ends up falling down the stairs and blew up on on the way down. Professor X greatest enemy strikes again.

gammacharge @ 2008-01-20T17:48:00

2008-01-20T22:57:17Z

The next vid should do well to wash the vileness of the Phelps family out of the minds eye. I saw this on someone else's LJ and loved it. This little girl at a mere 12 years old gives a great speech to a UN assembly. She could give lessons to most adults I've known in my life. Excellent.

gammacharge @ 2008-01-18T19:01:00

2008-01-19T00:04:24Z

I came across this vid yesterday. My jaw dropped open in awe of so much vileness. The Phelps family and Westboro "Church" never ceases to amaze me with how low and repulsive they are.

....

2008-01-16T16:12:11Z

So. Damn. Bored. I think today is going to be a slow day. I should try to do something productive. Instead I'm killing time until work. *sigh* I'll be on AIM and Yahoo IM if anyone wants to harass me. Screen name for both is GammaCharge1977.

I Didn't Think

2008-01-16T15:12:23Z

I could believe Johnny Depp is even cooler than I already did, but damn. While filming Sweeney Todd the movie came to a complete halt for 2 weeks while his daughter was hospitalized because of e. coli. Apparently it wasn't sure if she was going to survive and Depp didn't know if he'd even return to the movie. Eventually his daughter pulled through and is now fine.

Anyway, after that he went to the hospital to donate $2M to the hospital, took some of the doctors to the British premiere of Sweeney Todd... and had his Capt Jack costume flown over from LA. Then spent 4 hours at the hospital in character telling bedtime stories to the children hospitalized. The money part was very cool, but he's a famous enough actor I imagine he's able to spare the money. The premiere is nice too, but doubtful it puts him out much. The time about spending his time with the kids, giving not money, but of himself? Oh wow. That's the best part. Imagine the stories you could tell 20 years from now if you were one of those patients? Just the thought of it has me grinning like an idiot.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23059189-5012974,00.html

Stockhausen

2007-12-13T18:13:41Z

Karlheinz Stockhausen died on December 5th. I think most people reading this have no clue who he is. Stockhausen is one of the most influential composers and musicians of the 20th century. He was one of the very first electronic musicians. He has influenced jazz, classic rock, industrial, electronic music, prog rock and probably more. Musicians and bands that cite him as an influence range include Miles Davis, Frank Zappa, Sonic Youth, the Beatles, the Grateful Dead, Kraftwerk, Pink Floyd, Aphex Twin, Coil. Through them his influenced has trickled down onto who knows how many musicians. Music in general, but probably electronic music in particular would be very different without him. I wish I had some of his pieces available so I could play some right now. Here's to Stockhausen.

Got To Make the Donuts

2007-12-12T21:54:18Z

YouTube. Not just a source of entertainment, but now a source of bravery. Someone tries to rob a Dunkin Donuts in 'Jersey, and the clerk fights back why? Because he doesn't want to show up on YouTube running away and think he'd look cooler if he beats the guy up instead. Now he's chomping at the bit to post the surveillance vid ASAP.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5igSWhUb3cvI_PeTgAM2wIzQ5d4CQD8TFTQS00

ELMWOOD PARK, N.J. (AP) — When a thief started taking cash from his register over the weekend, Dunkin' Donuts employee Dustin Hoffmann fought back by clobbering the man with a ceramic mug.

But Hoffmann admits he was less worried about the stolen cash than how he might look on the video-sharing site YouTube.

"What was going through my mind at that point was that the security tape is either going to show me run away and hide in the office or whack this guy in the head, so I just grabbed the cup and clocked the guy pretty hard," Hoffmann told The Record of Bergen County.

The man came into the shop and ordered a pastry Sunday night, according to Elmwood Park Police Chief Donald Ingrasselino. Once Hoffmann opened the register, the man jumped over the counter and started taking cash.

Police said Hoffmann grabbed the man's wrists while hitting him with the mug, which is used to hold tips. Hoffmann managed to scare away the man, who made out with just $90 and left behind a baseball cap police are holding to test for DNA evidence.

No arrests have been made. Hoffman plans to post the surveillance video when he can.

"There are only a few videos like that on YouTube now, so mine's going to be the best," he said. "That'll teach this guy."

Friends Only

2007-12-11T17:23:30Z

Except for occasional memes and surveys this journal is now friends only. Want to be added? Just drop a line via email or add a comment to this post.

Feeeed Meeee

2007-11-29T16:05:59Z

I have a craving. The worst kind of craving. The one that cannot be satisfied and must go unfulfilled for months until I move. The horror. The horror! I have this craving for food from Days of Yore when I was a poor college student (now I'm just plain poor). I need the Grease Trucks. Anyone not from New Brunswick, NJ or that never studied at Rutgers University doesn't know the glory that is the Grease Trucks.

The Grease Trucks are a nightmare for someone that wants healthy food. They're an abomination that provided cheap food that could kill you 24/7 in a lot on the main campus. Though around the time I left New Brunswick the university forced them to close at 3am, and the shortly after that around 2am because of noise complaints from drunk students leaving bars that would go there. There are plenty of sandwiches with the name Fat in it. Fat Moon, Fat Darryl, Fat Sam... the original being the Fat Cat. The Fat Cat is 2 cheeseburgers, french fries, lettuce, tomatoes and onions between 2 large pieces of bread. The Fat Darryl is more famous though because of an article in a magazine. It's chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, french fries and marinara sauce in a sandwich. They'll add whatever you want to the sandwiches or make new ones to order using whatever is available if you want. Plus it's all cheap enough for a students budget. I could maybe make something like it myself, but it wouldn't be the same.

I need the Grease Trucks now. I'm feeling pangs of hunger for them and nothing else sounds good. I want food that makes my arteries harden just looking at it. I want to go into cardiac arrest after eating it. I want my food to moo back at me. Bleed dammit, bleed! I'm hungry!

gammacharge @ 2007-11-24T16:40:00

2007-11-24T21:45:27Z

I love how sometimes I get "What the fuck is that?!" reactions from people when I play music at my place. Though I have to admit. Sometimes when I put my music collection on shuffle and I hear some of the stuff I have even I have to go "Huh?" and feel confused. I'm feeling confused now.

Heroes

2007-11-05T14:23:56Z

... might end up having an early season finale. Apparently in case the strike goes on indefinitely an alternate ending is being filmed for episode 11, the last episode before what would have been the hiatus. So if by then there is still a strike going on they can wrap up the season instead of pissing off fans by leaving people hanging until who knows when. Just when the season was getting interesting too. BAH!

LOL

2007-11-02T23:32:22Z

Oh no. No. They didn't. I'm laughing so hard. I literally doubled over. My eyes are tearing up. I had to pause for a second now to wipe a tear forming in one eye. I came across a site that is trying to translate the entire Bible. Old and New Testament. Into LOLCat. The LOLCat Bible. Oh wow. This amuses me waaayy more than it should. Then again, I am a cat person. A sample of the first 5 verses of Genesis:

Boreded Cieling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded the skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated it.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

Control

2007-11-02T16:02:28Z

I almost fangasmed. Oh yes. Yes, I did. I've been pining away hoping to see the movie Control about Ian Curtis and Joy Division. Checking almost daily for when it might finally hit my area. I just checked The Little's site, and it is finally listed on the upcoming movies list. *shudder* No date listed. Just "coming soon". I will be there opening night for the first showing wearing my Ian Curtis shirt after having listened to Joy Division for hours. OK. I admit it. I'm a wee bit obsessed with Joy Division. Just a little. ;)

Aural Fixations

2007-11-02T01:38:56Z

This was pretty cool. I found a script someone wrote for last.fm users. It checks a users profile and using the top 20 artists played most frequently by the user per their charts and calculates how eclectic the user supposedly is. The score sounds about right considering how damn wide my collection is and dislike for sticking too closely to any one genre. Which is funny since I used to listen very, very heavily to just goth and/or industrial when I started off. I think I've done a good job of diversifying my listening tastes and avoiding stagnation. Stagnation is a terrible thing.

Take your top 20 artists. For each of these artists, collect the top 5 similar artists. The resulting number of unique artists is your eclectic score. If the score is small (extreme = 5) your musical preferences are very limited, and if it is large (larger than 80, extreme = 100), then you have an eclectic musical preference. You can compute your own score at http://anthony.liekens.net/pub/scripts/last.fm/eclectic.php

My eclectic score is currently

88/100

The 88 related artists for my profile are A Perfect Circle (2), A Silver Mt. Zion (2), Andrew Bird, Angelspit, Arab Strap, At the Drive-In, Bella Morte, Blonde Redhead, Blood Axis, Blur, Blutengel, Boys Noize, Bright Eyes, Buffalo Tom, Built to Spill, Cat Power, Coheed and Cambria, Coil, Current 93, Death in June & Boyd Rice, Der Blutharsch, Dinosaur Jr., Do Make Say Think (2), Dope Stars Inc., Dredg, Echo & The Bunnymen, Edward Ka-Spel, Einstürzende Neubauten, Elliott Smith, Explosions in the Sky (2), Feist, Filter, Fiona Apple, Fischerspooner, Gang of Four, Garbage, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Goldfrapp, Greg Dulli, Happy Mondays, Iron & Wine, Justice, Kasabian, L'Âme Immortelle, LCD Soundsystem, Low, MSTRKRFT, Mogwai, Mono, Muse, New Order, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, Nurse With Wound (2), PJ Harvey (2), Peaches, Pixies (3), Psychic TV (2), R.E.M., Radiohead (2), Rasputina, Rilo Kiley, Rosetta Stone, Sigur Rós, Simian Mobile Disco, Sol Invictus, Stabbing Westward, Stars, Sufjan Stevens, Switchblade Symphony, The Arcade Fire, The Birthday Massacre, The Crüxshadows, The Cure (2), The Decemberists (2), The Knife, The Legendary Pink Dots, The Shins, The Smiths, The Stone Roses, The Tear Garden, The Twilight Singers, The White Stripes, Throbbing Gristle, Tiga, Wolf Parade, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yo La Tengo

It... is coming.

2007-10-20T13:22:36Z

The day has finally come. We had all given up. We all thought that we had been forsaken. That we would die and never see its arrival. We have been proven wrong. Fighting game fans the world over rejoiced at the news. Street Fighter IV is being made by Capcom. It is so wonderful I must repeat it: Street Fighter IV is being made by Capcom! I can feel my hands twitching. Ready and eager to do the motions: F, D, D/F + P. It has been too long. Shoryuken!

The Trickster

2007-10-16T15:55:08Z

I love pranks. When I was with Liz and we talked about kids I said if we had a boy I'd want to name him Loki. I used to be into Discordianism. One thing I love about Boyd Rice is his history of tricks and pranks that are part of his persona. Plus... there are the occasional pranks and mindfucks I've done. Like...

this one time when I was in grade school. I was maybe 7? 8? I don't think John was born yet so I'm guessing 8 at most. My stepdad's mom Terrible Tina was going to pick me up and take me out. She hated the cats. Thought they were horrible, horrible beasts. Earlier that day I got a toy from one of those little quarter gumball machines. In it was a toy instead. So anyway, when she came to get me I came down with my stepdad. She saw a crying little boy come down. One hand covering an eye. Or should I say... covering an eyepatch? ;) I blubbered out between sobs that it was the cats. One of them had scratched my eye badly and I'd lost it. She started flipping out and screaming at Richard. I let her go for a little while, and then she noticed the sobs were now laughs. Huge. Convulsive. Full body laughs. Richard started laughing too. Her jaw dropped as she realized sweet lil ol' me had pranked her. Bad. She then continued to flip out at Richard. For a different reason. I got away with it of course. Sweet lil me? I'm innocent. It had to be Evil Bastard Richard's fault. It's never me. ;) Oh no. Never.

For Sale: One Soul*

2007-10-15T01:59:37Z

The soul is slightly used up and battered, but in good condition. A deed of sale shall be written up and signed upon completion of the transaction. The current owner is not accepting cash, cashiers checks, PayPal or credit cards (major or otherwise). Sale is contingent upon managing to get the owner to, or locating a venue where the owner can get to and view the biopic Control about the late, great singer Ian Curtis of Joy Division. The owner is going a bit mad knowing about an Ian Curtis bio that has opened, but somehow is not in the area at the local indie theater or surrounding area.

* The buyer must guarantee that the seller will not experience Bart Simpson-like complications i.e. automatic doors not recognizing his existence and refusing to open, etc. Such problems that result from the sale of said soul shall therefore nullify the contract. Thank you for your consideration.